May 2013
10 Things a Scorpio Hates:
crashh-and-burn:
lovesexzodiac:
People who borrow their pen and never return it
Lovers that don’t orgasm
Being made jealous by a lover
Being outshone at any task
Dining without dignity
Being the victim of gossip
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)
People who are too trendy
People who claim to be psychic
Not being able to park in the handicapped space
Me, 11000000000%...
i want you
bellamattielou:
criminallyinnocent:
to undress your heart, and show me how much it hurts, so that i can show you how i intend to make it stop.
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starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
pinktokki:
so i did some math
yahoo bought tumblr for 1.1 billion
and there’s roughly more than 110 million blogs on tumblr
we’re all worth less than $10 oh god i thought we were worth so much more
elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.
